This application covers one date only and must be resubmitted unless waived in writing.
(supply phone numbers) __________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ Thank you for your interest in my daughter. Do not try to call or write (since you probably cant, anyway).
Any attempt to make contact might cause you injury.
Applicant is required to submit any information that might be evaluated adverse to this application whether or not any question is asked about that information.
Application is not considered complete until all supplemental materials and fees have been submitted including fingerprints, drug test results, and STD clearance.
Appropriate interview attire is highly recommended. This application to date my daughter must be accompanied by a non-refundable application fee and a 0 security deposit which will be returned if 1) this application is denied, or 2) at the end of the date if all terms and conditions have been met.
Required recommendations must be submitted at time of application and will be verified.
A missing recommendation will count 10 points against you.
Multiple applications will be entertained; however, the application fee is subject to a multiplier equal to the Fibonacci Series value for the sequence number of the application.
APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ______________________________________________________________E. __________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: ______________________________________________________________G. ______________________ RULES: Initial each Rule after reading.
NAME_______________________________________ ALIASES ______________DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________IQ__________ GPA______________ SOCIAL SECURITY#________________DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ IQ _________ BLOOD TYPE _____BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES________________________________________HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______Do you have parents? Rule One: If you talk with foul words and dress like a bad ass, a punk or a wanna-be-gangster I will toss you right out on your tush.
She has a kind heart and I will not have you make my her cry; if she does, I will make you cry. She was raised that family comes first and until there is a ring on her finger, I am her family, not you.