Seventh, a woman should not be fat or even chubby if she is living up to expectations.
She is to think about being an attractive mate that a man would desire at all times.
You see all those parallel rectangles of squished grass on every public lawn in Santiago?
Also, a visitor should never be left unattended or alone in the house.
Second, a woman is to have dominion over the household.
Like in the animal kingdom, only healthy, attractive females get to reproduce.
Eighth, if kids have cavities, do not brush their teeth well, scream in public, are not well-behaved the mother is at fault.
This fact is true in spite of the way the Chilean woman dresses (which appears immodest to many social conservatives).
Being attractive and trying to attract attention is not to be confused with being loose. Christian Chilean women try to abstain from sex altogether until marriage.
If something is in disorder or a child misbehaves, she is at fault.
The hostess serves the guests and the family, or the maid does it.
He could have gone with mi amor, mi princesa or even preciosa despite its Gollum-like connotations, but no, he insists on calling you his very own little fat one. Or do anything physical for that matter – you’re a girl, after all. Repressing the “Holy shit, I made him cry” thoughts triumphantly whirling around your head, you will yourself to shed a tear or two as well — to no avail.
Instead, you slap him on the shoulder and tell him to ‘buck up, kiddo’. We’re not talking Gaza levels of enmity, but the fact that your country essentially installed a blood-thirsty dictator in his is a valid point of contention.
Since many Chileans continue living with their parents well into their 30s — expensive housing and low salaries are to blame — he’ll be coming around to yours quite a bit. Contrary to the Latino stereotype, Chileans are not known for their skills on the dance floor. You may hail from the land of keg-stands and out-of-control college drinking, but nothing will prepare you for your first night of terremotos. High time you met his friends, parents, neighbors, and long-lost Taiwanese nephew.