If they ask what you’re doing, in your best prospector voice just reply with, “I be lookin’ for gold in deez der hills.” (Note: that is not going to help the situation…only worsen it.) This is where some people’s base running analogies change it up. Playing “Just the Tip”….ehh, that’s like a 3rd base lead-off. I should write for like a men’s health magazine or some shit. Sure it raises the blood pressure, and probably brings them on the verge of keeling over mid coitus, but that’s all part of the thrill!A home run is full on penetration…well, then followed by repetitive motions perhaps at multiple angles to achieve differing sensations…WHICH, lead to the body reaching a climactic point. All in all, that’s my understanding of base running and a sexual relationship.It also includes other forms of petting, touching and groping.
Selector .selector_input_interaction .selector_input. Selector .selector_input_interaction .selector_spinner. Selector .selector_results_container.form_buttons.form_buttons a.form_buttons input[type='submit'].form_buttons .submit_button.form_buttons .submit_button.form_buttons .action_button.hover_menu.hover_menu:before,.hover_menu:after.hover_menu.show_nub:before.hover_menu.show_nub:after.hover_menu.show_nub.white_bg:after.hover_menu .hover_menu_contents.hover_menu.white_bg .hover_menu_contents. Among the most commonly used metaphors are the bases describing levels of physical intimacy (generally from a heterosexual perspective).Essentially, between second and third…we’ve reached the genitals. Actually, shit, amendment to First Base as well…look for cold sores. So, before you go doing, whatever it is you think you’re going to do down there…have a look around.Just like you did when you were a little kid, and you’d bust out a flashlight under the covers and open a book.Home run Simply put, a home run is sexual intercourse Grand slam Those looking to excel at sexual baseball strive for the grand slam. Strike out A strike out is when you don't get a kiss at the end of the evening.
A grand slam is sexual intercourse with the female having an orgasm. Double header A double header consists of two rounds of intercourse in one night.
It occurs when your date allows kissing even though they are not attracted to you.
This is called Baseball metaphors for sex There's normally no fifth base, and House was actually playing with the terms.
Definitions vary, but the following are typical usages of the terms: The metaphors are found variously in popular American culture, with one well-known example in the Meat Loaf song "Paradise by the Dashboard Light", which describes a young couple "making out", with a voice-over commentary, by baseball announcer Phil Rizzuto, of a portion of a baseball game as a metaphor for the couple's activities.
A similar example can be found in Billy Joel's song "Zanzibar" in which he compares himself to Pete Rose and sings the lines "Me, I'm trying just to get to second base and I'd steal it if she only gave the sign.
And just in case you don’t have one, here, here’s a link to a free flashlight app for your i Phone. Now, I know you’re asking, “Jo E, if a home run is sex, is there no such thing as a grand slam in Denny’s AND in baseball? I’m uhh…I’m not really sure how this one measures up or fits into everything. If a home run is you scoring, and a grand slam is other people scoring…hmmm. In today’s society, thanks to things like Viagra, there really is no “end of the game” anymore.