There’s no man on Earth who has ever thought about his girlfriend or wife, Yet despite this objective reality, thousands of girls continue to mutilate themselves at an astounding rate, to the point where more girls now have tattoos than men.
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Matt Forney is a Chicago-based author, journalist and radio host.
Going back to the “piercing addict,” she was a complete masochist who would every time after we had sex, crying about how I wasn’t banging her hard enough.
Another girlfriend of mine who had a tramp stamp was a full-on borderline, starting fights for no reason to try provoke me into hitting and slapping her.
Girls with tattoos and/or piercings (aside from earrings) are slags who fall in and out of guys’ beds at a moment’s notice.
If you’re unfortunate enough to commit to a girl with ink on her body or metal in her face, she’ll cheat on you at the drop of a hat.
Girls’ logic when it comes to tattoos is best described by paraphrasing Lena Dunham’s character in dull, assaulting you with the most hackneyed left-wing tripe you’ll ever hear.
My “piercing addict” girlfriend, for example, identified as a Marxist (I shit you not) based on one class she took on Latin America and was constantly talking my ear off about some “injustice” or another.
But if you’re looking for a girl you can wife up, go for the ones who haven’t mangled their bodies beyond repair.
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She also casually referred to black people with the n-word in mixed company despite being a racial minority herself.